St. Patrick's Day Poem

Once there was a leprechaun
who lived in a far away land
and when he'd introduce himself
he'd say hi-dalee-ho, I am Don!

All day long he would sing this tune
and this is how it went:

"I'm Don, I'm Don, the lep-re-chaun
and I am searching for gold.
I like, to wear, green all day long
It looks like my suit's made of mold.
Gold, is all, I care about
Each piece is mine, mine, mine.
The gold, I'll never share about
and that's just fine, fine, fine"

Then, while sitting by a rainbow one day
He heard the most beautiful sound
He walked and walked to investigate
and this is what he found.

A beautiful lady singing a song so sweet
and this is how it went:

"I'm Fawn, I'm Fawn, the lep-re-chaun
and I am searching for gold
I like, to wear, green all day long
It looks like my dress is made of mold
Gold, is all, I care about
Each piece is mine, mine, mine
The gold, I'll never share about
and that's just fine, fine, fine"

But Don, he was a leprechaun
and so his heart turned cold
he chased, and caught and beat poor Fawn
and he stole all of her lovely gold!!!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!